In my honest opinion, not as funny as the first.
User experience entrepreneur
I'm a person and stuff. Mostly person, sometimes stuff. Proud introvert.
I make/made stuff people love to use:
MyPal: unofficial Melbourne myki mobile app, Omny Studio: enterprise podcast hosting, PTVGlass: Melbourne bus, tram & train timetable on Google Glass, Map2Glass: type and send addresses to Google Glass, SoundGecko: text-to-speech web reader, ChevronWP7: Windows Phone community unlocking, MetroTwit: Twitter app for Windows, Speedo Plus: Windows Phone GPS app, Bing Image Archive: browse daily backgrounds and Windows UI Taskforce: crowdsourced bug tracker.