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The LZ 4000 is much improved over the predecessor, LZ 3000, with new blogging capabilities and power. The LZ 4000 uses a cyclonic blogging system that sucks up all of your cash in one cycle. The LZ 4000 is wonderfully versatile weighing just under 60kg. It runs on standard AA batteries* guaranteeing at least 12 hours of continuous play.
It comes with head, body, arms, legs and a full set of operating instructions. You can get started in just a few clicks!
Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime-opportunity. Order yours today by email for just $1199 and you’ll receive a second LZ 4000 absolutely free! That’s right, a second LZ 4000 to give to your co-workers so they too, can experience the magic of the LZ 4000! *Batteries not included.
Oh, by the way. If you would also like to sponsor me to CES 2007, please email me as well!
Update: Found a sponsor. 😉
hey long can you give me one for free!!!!
if you get a sponsor… sponsor me , and i will carry your pen and you can write on my back…
and if you take notes on a laptop, i will find you electricity, and bring you coffee or anything you wish…
🙂
I’ll give you $1199 for all the drugs, needles, prostitutes and bent spoons you want…but I will never – and I mean never!— fund that filthy CES abomination! Disgusting!
It would be weighing not weighting:)
Gee you guys are a lot of help 😛
>Update: Found a sponsor.
You’ve GOT to be kidding.
who sponsored you long?
funny if its apple 😉