Surprise! Pop some balloons and whack some Pinatas because today is Windows Vista Service Pack 1’s coming-out party. The party started a little earlier than scheduled but nevertheless it is now in full force, and you’re all invited! Do you want to meet him? Know when he’s coming around to your place? And why is he so cool? Then check out the word who got in the party early.

• Nick White, Windows Vista Team Blog – Announcing Windows Vista Service Pack 1 Beta
• Brandon LeBlanc, Windows Vista Team Blog – Windows Vista Service Pack 1 Beta White Paper (unabridged audiobook coming soon)
• Mary Jo Foley – The shroud of secrecy is lifted: Vista SP1 beta due in two weeks
• Joe Wilcox – Yes, Virginia, There Is a Vista SP1
• Josh Philips – Windows Vista SP1 Beta “In a few weeks”

Service Pack 1 is currently scheduled to tour select users, MSDN/TechNet subscribers and the general public within the next few weeks, “later”, and first-quarter 2008 respectively. I heard he’s quite the handyman.

Microsoft Legal defies logic today by forcibly removing a free and trustworthy software package which makes updating Windows more convenient and accessible.

AutoPatcher, for those who don’t know, was an impressive Windows community project that combined publically available Windows hotfixes and security updates each month to form a single package that could either be installed in a batch or burned on to an CD. To those who regularly format their computers or fix other people’s computers (for which I share you pain), AutoPatcher not only saves bandwidth but precious time downloading each individual update from Windows Update.

It is not hard to imagine AutoPatcher violated some clause in some terms of service somewhere, but why Microsoft would act on it, and act on it now is unbelievable. If AutoPatcher could be as “malicious” as Microsoft suggests, then why haven’t they acted on it sooner?

AutoPatcher has been an extremely active project since 2003, distributed somewhat 40,000 copies monthly over just the official download mirrors, not counting other popular sources such as Bittorent and even leading PC magazines worldwide. I might even go as far as to say some people depend on it.

The Microsoft official quoted on Neowin argues because Windows Update is more accessible now in other browsers like Firefox, AutoPatcher is more of a security concern. Did they forget AutoPatcher patches Windows? And what about those users who don’t have a fast-speed internet connection? Or maybe even no internet connection at all? Should those people visit the library each week to just keep their Windows up-to-date?

Reasoning aside, AutoPatcher could well sidestep the legal roadblock by a simple but unproductive workaround. Microsoft argues updates should only be downloaded from the official Microsoft servers to prevent third-party modification, therefore AutoPatcher could instead of pre-bundling the updates, just fetch the updates from Microsoft’s own servers (HTTP downloads) to form a similar package on the user’s own computers at runtime. Might take a bit longer, but you can end up with the same package. As far as I know, you’re still allowed to archive Windows updates, thankfully.

As Microsoft continues to play down the importance of service packs in favor of Windows Update, the ability to collate and backup updates will be come more useful than ever. For that reason, I hope AutoPatcher, or a new project, will solve the problem without attracting the hounds.

It’s pretty much official now that the Microsoft “Ohana” project was either halted or canceled sometime last year. That’s a shame because you don’t need to be a curator to admire the gorgeous CD sleeves, branding posters and now concept designs for this potentially revolutionary family-networking product and service.

Someone at Microsoft has kindly informed me that you only needed to look a step further to find some extremely insightful “Ohana” interface designs in the same SectionSeven portfolio. I must admit I’ve seen these before, but it had never occurred to me this was “Ohana”. If I were conscious at the time, the picture of a house should have given it away.

The portfolio description indicates the interfaces on the left are “Microsoft demo screens. Interface and vector demo environment.” and icons on the right are “Icon style study. Vector icons with customizable styles.” Whilst the buddy icons are simply gorgeous, all the revealing details are in the equally gorgeous interface mockups.

At first, the interface might remind you of a well-made Flash game, but when you start putting the pieces together, it becomes somewhat of a The Sims, Twitter and Facebook mashup. More precisely, I am told the screens demonstrate the family calendaring feature. Apart from showing where each family member is in relative to the home, and the local city region, there is also a very prominent timeline which can only be the family schedule.

“Ohana” also seems to keep family members aware of what other family members are doing through status messages, similar to those of “Twitter”. For example, “Dad is at work” and “Dad checks his schedule at his downtown office”. However I can’t imagine why anyone would write about themselves in the third person like that, so maybe I’m interpreting this feature incorrectly.

Last but not least, there also appears to be a messaging system in “Ohana” where one member asked for a “ride to the soccer game” and another responding to “pick you up soon”.

I’m sure these two concepts are not all “Ohana” would have offered if it were a complete service, but I’m intrigued by the idea of a family-(social)-networking tool. With the (imminent) success of Windows Home Server, hopefully Microsoft will pay more attention to the consumer software business.

Update: Language Packs has been found in a dark alleyway. World order restored. Technical glitch to blame.

If you thought the Ultimate Extras situation couldn’t get any worse, then you have much to learn young Jedi, because rock bottom is only an illusion. It appears that what was left of the Ultimate Extras – 16 language packs (I know, they are counted as extras) – have now been sucked into the void of unknown. Fan, just som jag ville ha min Vista på svenska ja!

Whether this is a widespread technical glitch or intentional symptom as a result of upgrades to the backend in preparations for more and better Ultimate Extras remains to be speculated. Even if all my money’s on a technical glitch, there is still a quantum chance the Ultimate Extras team will deliver on their latest promise to ship the final version of DreamScenes and the remaining 20 Language Packs before the “end of summer” (September).

However for those of you who are in need of their language “fix”, a Channel9 member has kindly posted the language pack download links directly from the Windows Update servers. Arigatou!

This image is an excerpt from Microsoft senior security strategist Steve Riley‘s “It’s 11:00 PM—Do You Know Where Your Data Is?” presentation at TechEd New Zealand. If you haven’t seen Steve present before, then this should give you a good idea of his style presentation.

I work for you. You’re paranoid.
You want me to update a document, but you’re terrified I will “steal” the information in that document somehow.
You secured your data against someone copying the contents. You don’t want it printed, so you’ve taken away my printer.
You’ve disabled the CD-Writer and the Floppy Disk drive.
You block USB pen-drives from being installed.
I’ve just taken a photograph of my screen, with your secret document open on the desktop.
Your move.

Unfortunately Steve doesn’t have a solution to this problem, yet.

After devoting 20 years of his life to the evil empire, Microsoft Australia employee number 27, Jeff Alexander, is still fascinated by the occasional Microsoft freebie.

Today the 26th of August 2007 marks Jeff’s 20th anniversary at Microsoft where he will become the 2nd oldest serving employee in Microsoft Australia. In comparison, notable ex-Windows-executive Jim Allchin had only spent 16 years at Microsoft.

As we were chatting at TechEd Australia, it had struck him that he started working at Microsoft before I was even alive. Spooky! Jeff kindly provided this synopsis of his life at Microsoft including his fair share of job changes and challenges.

• 1987 – Started at Microsoft at the age of 22 on August 26th. My first role was Accounts Payable clerk which involved all things accounts payable. In those days we used to pay employees in cash. My how times have changed.
• 1990 – Moved into a Customer Service Role which was a pre-sales technical support role. I did a lot of upgrades over the phone and took the call for the first person to upgrade to Windows 3.0. This was because of the timezone we are in and NZ did not have an upgrade team in place. I spent 2 and half years in this role and averaged around 100 calls per day.
• 1993 – Moved into Product Support to work as a technician delivering telephone support on desktop applications such as Word for DOS, Word for Windows, Word for Mac and Excel for Windows and Macintosh. At this time we also had to do a stint in MS-DOS 5.0 support for 3 months so we could understand the underlying operating system because in those days everything ran on top of MS-DOS.
• 1995 – Windows 95 is released as you know to huge fanfare. By this time I was in our Internal IT department as a helpdesk technician and was charged at this time of deploying the M8 build of Windows 95 internally before it was released. It was a pretty interesting project given how new it was so we were blazing new ground at this time. The M8 was what we call a Beta or CTP today and was the most stable build we had to deploy internally.
• 1998 – Moved into the NSW Sales team as a Systems Engineer responsible for talking to customers about Windows NT, SMS and eventually Windows 2000 and Active Directory. In 1999 we deployed Windows 2000 internally which was monumental because it was the first large scale deployment of AD in the world at the time. A lot of work went into this project. During this year Bill Gates came to Australia and I was his technical support person during his visit. Very nerve racking but fun all the same.
• 2000 – As a company we were as worried about Y2K as everyone else and hired generators as a business continuance measure and had the PSS folks working when the clocks ticked over. Of course nothing happened but we were ready all the same.
• 2001 – Took a role back in our internal IT department as DataCentre Manager for Australia & New Zealand and spent 3 years in this role mainly working on projects to provided value back to the business. The biggest one was our consolidation project of many of our servers to Singapore. During my time we went from about 85 servers down to 30 or so.
• 2004 – because I consolidated so much of the internal infrastructure there was not much left for me to do in my IT role which is how I ended up in the IT Pro Evangelist role I’m in now. This is a great job because it allows me to talk to customers on technology I have passion for. It’s a great role and I see myself doing for some time to come.
• 2007 – August 26th 1987 is my 20 year anniversary at Microsoft in Australia. I’ve seen a lot in that time and seen technology change a great deal. And the best thing I’ve been on the edge of it the whole way which has been really cool. Here’s to another 20!

Apart from everything, I only hope those Microsoft stock options are serving him well. 🙂